The Australian Broadcasting Company has created a "green" website that tells you when you should die, based on your usage of Earth's resources.
The PlanetSlayer site, which the network calls the "first irreverent environmental website," includes "Professor Schpinkee's greenhouse calculator," which tells a user when he or she should die, based on their lifestyle and consumption of resources.
The "calculator" is made like a children's video game, with cartoon characters who look like a detective dog and a pig, and asks, "How big a greenhouse pig are you?"
The user goes through a series of questions about how much one drives, is the vehicle fuel efficient, how many miles the person flew – divided by pleasure travel and business travel as if one would be more Earth-friendly than the other, and others.
Those responses are added to answers to questions about the size of your home, how many people live there, how big the utility bills are and does any of the energy come from a renewable resource, and queries about recycling.
By: Bob Unruh
Source:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=66321
Man, I tested the website myself and let's just say I only have until...2012. It figures.
Homer